I'm very busy today.
In fact, I'm so busy, I can't take time to blog.
Because I am a very busy person with very important work to do.
Very serious, important work.
To be completed by very important, serious me.
Again, I cannot stress the importance or seriousness of this situation.
Not to mention the serious importantness.
Are we clear?
I do not have time to blog!
(On account of all the importantly serious work.)
Look me in the eye, so that I know we are clear about this.
You don't believe me?
Sometimes the kids meal toy really comes through for me.