And since I'm paranoid that the few wonderful readers that I have will be lost forever to me, I'd like to take a little roll call to assure me that you've arrived here safe and sound.
But wait, there's more! If you leave me a comment, you're automatically entered to win a giveaway which will arrive in the form of a grab bag filled with some of my favorite delights. (Don't worry guys, it's not all froo-froo girl stuff; you can enter too.)
In fact, I'm feeling so joyous/paranoid, I'm willing to give away two--that's right, TWO--grab bags!
Think that's all? You're wrong! For my inaugural post, I'm also going to play my favorite blog game, Choose Your Own
The Tale of Old Urine
Cubing a Watermelon: A Video Tutorial
(Now with Better Hair!)
Comments will be considered entries until Saturday midnight. Thanks for coming, for commenting, and for playing!